These are Les Collègues…
They hang out in the break room, waste you time, make you miss deadlines, make fun of you behind your back, throw their paper towels on the floor in the staff bathrooms, and kiss up to the boss.

Their only way up is dragging you down! The worms of all demons, better off fertilizing the soil they came from!
But they’re really good listeners.. cuz they hear all your problems, then use them against you!